Here I Go Again

ELVII After lunch the next day, Elvis and I went for a walk on the grounds of Yujoil’s country estate. I asked him how he liked the idea of being a clone. He shrugged and sang, ”That’s All Right now DJ, anything you do…” We walked along and worked out some details about how he was raised by Zweeghians. Since the planet was many light years away, he was receiving TV shows, and radio broadcasts, from the 1950’s and 1960’s. … Continue reading

The Puckering Pickler

ESCAPISM I have just as much desire, as the average person, to want my summer entertainment to be on the ‘light’ side. When the weather is warm I would rather read a ‘People’ magazine than Tolstoy’s ‘War and Peace’. This time of year is conducive to watching a summer movie with a facile plot, special effects, and a happy ending. Is anyone up for ‘The Avengers’ or ‘Mission Impossible’ sequels? Then there is easy listening music that sounds just right … Continue reading

Exponential Growth

I apologize, in advance, for the dry academic nature of the next essay. However, I believe the subject is worth pursuing, and I am confident that my readers will cope with the mathematical reasoning and analysis involved in the following treatise. EXPONENTIAL GROWTH AND THE FUTURE OF PICKLEBALL Anyone who has played our sport for awhile is sure to have noticed something – pickleball is growing in popularity at a huge rate. As a matter of fact, I have calculated … Continue reading